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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 18:51

Sasori Kung fu masta wrote:
Tyler: *Makes mad face*
Mike: Up! It's tyler's mad face.
Me: It makes him look like a monkey. :3
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Lizard: *Taps my shoulder* Hey, Ben- I MEAN LACEY!!
Me: D: Did.. you just call me Ben?
Ben: >____>
Lizard: *Shakes head* Nooo! D: >_>
Me: You did. D:
Shane: You look like Ben xD
Me: >_> You look like Olivia.
Shane: T_T You suck.
Ben: Ooooh! She just practically called you a manwhore.
Olivia: ... Heeeeeey. T_T
Ben: Oops .. She's right there.


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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 19:09

xD i was watching .. iCarly.

Freddy: Cinnamon Buns! Cinnamon buns. Cinnamon Bunns!
Sam: .. Why are you saying that?
Freddy: I need to check the sound and the (something something) -
Sam: Whoops don;t care. :D

Japanese Man: *Searching through English dictionary*
Cary: :DD He has a dictionary!
Sam: Yay!
Japanese man: *looks up* *Wise Look* .. I have.. A.. Bladder.. Infection!
-
Carly: Ugh this is useless. Wait he's looking again!
Japanese man: *Wise look* Lasagna.

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 19:54

*In Creative Writing*
Girl: *talking to someone else* Yeah and B-T-W, I'm going to be busy today
Me: O____________________O
Girl:....What?
Me: What did you just say? B-T-W?
Girl: It means by the way.
Danielle: L-O-L
Me:...O_O I hadn't noticed the world was turning into a giant computer...

It was freaky >_>
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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 20:01

~At my friend's house this afternoon~

Me: Hey J--
Jason (to his sis and her friends): Wait a sec.
Kelly (Jason's little sister- 14 years old): How rude! Ditching us for a girl!
Jason: *rolls eyes* What's up? (to me)
Me: What's with the kids?
Jason: I'm teaching them how to be cool.
Me: . . . . Right. So did you tell them about the morning that you woke up with a "girl" in your bed? What was her name? John? Nick? Steven!
Jason: Don't tell them that! They'll believe you!!
One of the "students": Whoa! How did that happen???
Jason: SEE????

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 20:24

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~At my friend's house this afternoon~

Me: Hey J--
Jason (to his sis and her friends): Wait a sec.
Kelly (Jason's little sister- 14 years old): How rude! Ditching us for a girl!
Jason: *rolls eyes* What's up? (to me)
Me: What's with the kids?
Jason: I'm teaching them how to be cool.
Me: . . . . Right. So did you tell them about the morning that you woke up with a "girl" in your bed? What was her name? John? Nick? Steven!
Jason: Don't tell them that! They'll believe you!!
One of the "students": Whoa! How did that happen???
Jason: SEE????


xD... you made me choke on my cereal.

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 20:31

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 20:35

XD Wow

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 20:41

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 20:42

O_O

XD
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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 21:02

XD Omg, this is priceless

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 21:07

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 21:11

TheFirstKnight wrote:
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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 21:15

XD Where are you getting these?

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 21:33

Those are hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Thu Nov 13 2008, 21:39

xD wth?

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 11:50

mom: daniel jsut call these people and say you your dad its ok
me: yeah sure so im going to call and try and be him, you forgot i sound like a girl on the phone dont you, oh not to mention the fact dads like 50 some and im going to call sounding like a 16 year old girl
sister holding her baby: haha *points* you sound like a girl
mom: >.>
me: yup so it wont work
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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 15:24

me; hes fit *points slyly at a lad next to me*
Kate; ZOOOOMMMMG !!! *runs out and makes sick noises*
Me: but he is
kate: i would say anything about him like that
Me; But hes fit
Kate ....Thats my brother
Paul; *turns round* what about me
me no *kate butts in*
Kate ; your fit lad
Paul O.o...incest much
Kate...i should hav refrazed that better
Me:...you think

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 16:48

_Crissi_ wrote:
me; hes fit *points slyly at a lad next to me*
Kate; ZOOOOMMMMG !!! *runs out and makes sick noises*
Me: but he is
kate: i would say anything about him like that
Me; But hes fit
Kate ....Thats my brother
Paul; *turns round* what about me
me no *kate butts in*
Kate ; your fit lad
Paul O.o...incest much
Kate...i should hav refrazed that better
Me:...you think


XD XD XD

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 17:08

-Geometry-

Me: -Realizes theres a bug on the ground- -Stares at it-
Justin: -Steps on bug-
Me: You stepped on the poor buggy. D:
Kimberly: (She's a vegatarian) OMG!!! What did you just do!? That was a poor innocent life and you took it away your your fat ass foot!!!
Me: It was just a bug. . .
Kimberly: A bug with a life! -Starts crying- (Really. . . She started crying)
Justin: Does she really think my foot is fat?
Me: xDDD

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 17:46

Hell*H*Opens wrote:
-Geometry-

Me: -Realizes theres a bug on the ground- -Stares at it-
Justin: -Steps on bug-
Me: You stepped on the poor buggy. D:
Kimberly: (She's a vegatarian) OMG!!! What did you just do!? That was a poor innocent life and you took it away your your fat ass foot!!!
Me: It was just a bug. . .
Kimberly: A bug with a life! -Starts crying- (Really. . . She started crying)
Justin: Does she really think my foot is fat?
Me: xDDD

Poor girl D:

But LMAO, "Does she really think my foot is fat?" xDD

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 18:01

on the bus


me: stupid gym...
rylie: *sits next to* ooo u look hot
me: O.o ummm...
rylie: i didnt mean like that, ur sweating...well yeah, maybe like that too
austin:what r u 2 talking about?
me: she called me sweaty!
rylie: but u are! look at you xDD
austin: rylie, did u wear him out?
me: eeeeh?
rylie: yeah...i sooooo did *rolls eyes and pokes me in the stomach hard*
me; aaah *accidentally elbows her in the chest
rylie: ooooo hey
me: sry sry sry!!!
rylie: its ok...i liked it
me: O.o
austin: im leaving
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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 18:05

Steph: Damn It! WHO REQUESTED THIS SONG!
Me: .__. Why?
Steph: D: I HATE IT!
Me: O_O Wasnt me!
Steph: you sure?
Me: *Nods*
Steph: OKay. *Walks away*
Jay: It was you, wasnt it? xD
Me: .__. Yes.

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 18:18

Theo's Locker | Andy's Locker | My Locker

^
You might need that :D

Me: -closes locker-
Theo: -walks up to his locker- Hey Abby
Me: Hey Theo
Theo: -putting in combonation- Where're you going next?
Me: Gym. (we have the same class on the alternating days together and he sometimes forgets)
Theo: Cool.
-I notice that a bulde of clothing is hanging out of Andy's locker and it's mostly open at the bottom-
Me: Hey, Theo! Look at Andy's locker!
Theo: -starts cracking up-
Me: Should we try opening it?
Theo: -still putting things in locker- Yeah!
Me: -tries pulling on door and almost gets finger stuck- Ow! I can't get it open!
Theo: -closes locker and reaches towards Andy's locker-
Mr. D (behind us on other side of hallway): Do you need help opening that door?
Theo: o___O
Me: Was he talking to us?
Theo: I don't think so...
Me: Well, okay, try opening it!
Theo: -goes to open Andy's locker- Wait, where are the cameras?
Me: Oh crap, I forgot about those!
Me and Theo while running to gym: xDDDDD

Later on in gym:

Me, Will, and Theo are taking a pre-test (don't ask why we're given these things, we all know it's stupid >_>)

Me: -looking over questions- Oh my God Theo, look at number one! -points to word-
Theo: What--xDDD
Will: What?
Me: Look at number one!
Will: Oh my God, what the hell's a stockcock? (it was something like that xD)
Me, Will, and Theo: xDDDDD
Mr. Reber: -looking at us-
Me: It's nothing!

I don't remember the word exactly, but since we're horridly perverted at those times, we were cracking up all period xD

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 20:57

Always-Abby wrote:
Theo's Locker | Andy's Locker | My Locker

^
You might need that :D

Me: -closes locker-
Theo: -walks up to his locker- Hey Abby
Me: Hey Theo
Theo: -putting in combonation- Where're you going next?
Me: Gym. (we have the same class on the alternating days together and he sometimes forgets)
Theo: Cool.
-I notice that a bulde of clothing is hanging out of Andy's locker and it's mostly open at the bottom-
Me: Hey, Theo! Look at Andy's locker!
Theo: -starts cracking up-
Me: Should we try opening it?
Theo: -still putting things in locker- Yeah!
Me: -tries pulling on door and almost gets finger stuck- Ow! I can't get it open!
Theo: -closes locker and reaches towards Andy's locker-
Mr. D (behind us on other side of hallway): Do you need help opening that door?
Theo: o___O
Me: Was he talking to us?
Theo: I don't think so...
Me: Well, okay, try opening it!
Theo: -goes to open Andy's locker- Wait, where are the cameras?
Me: Oh crap, I forgot about those!
Me and Theo while running to gym: xDDDDD

Later on in gym:

Me, Will, and Theo are taking a pre-test (don't ask why we're given these things, we all know it's stupid >_>)

Me: -looking over questions- Oh my God Theo, look at number one! -points to word-
Theo: What--xDDD
Will: What?
Me: Look at number one!
Will: Oh my God, what the hell's a stockcock? (it was something like that xD)
Me, Will, and Theo: xDDDDD
Mr. Reber: -looking at us-
Me: It's nothing!

I don't remember the word exactly, but since we're horridly perverted at those times, we were cracking up all period xD


xDDDD ROFL! xD Nice.

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PostSubject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say'   Fri Nov 14 2008, 21:07

~Lunch time~

Cam: Where're you from?
Melissa (New girl): Sicily
Jack: But, that's Sicily, you said you live in Italy.
Me: -__- Sicily is a city in Italy.

Bill: Gross! How can you eat that crap?
Lisa: It's good. And it helps you lose weight! :D
Jude: That's funny, you don't look any thinner.

Darren: Hey! Where were you born?
Gale: Earth! No, wait, Mars!!!
Me: :O Me too!!
Darren: What country is that on?
Gale: . . . . You're kidding right? It's a damn planet.
Daren: Really?? There are hospitals on Mars?
Gale: -__-;;


~In the hallway at the lockers~

Me: *opens my locker*
Gale: *trying to open her locker* Damn! This won't open!
Max: Maybe because that's my locker.
Gale: Oh! I forgot!
Seth: God, Gale. Your locker's #169 *points at her locker* That's #165 *points to Max's locker. You need to get your eyes checked.
Me: Seth, that's #166 *points at Max's locker*
Gale: Oh, and I need to get my eyes checked?

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