'Funny Things People Say'

**D-Dei** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:12

haha. wow.

that reminds me at school.

In changing room after gym:

Me: *after i THOUGHT i finished changing; slams my locker close; picks up my bag and is about to walk out.*
Death: *waiting*
Me: OH shit... I forgot to change out of my shorts -_-;;;
Death: -___-.... Hurry up, or I'm going to leave without you.
Me: *goes to locker; tries to open like 3 times* This thing won't opennn D:.. *hits locker* ... *looks up at number* .... This is Anne's locker......
_________________
믿어요;

100000111000001
000000010000000
000000000000000
100000000000001
111000000000111
111110000011111
111111101111111

Spoiler:

S.T.A.N.D
-
~The WotN Yummy Association Monsters~
-
아키 was here

**Kiami** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:14

*Culinary*

Me: *Talking to a friend*
Anthony: *Points at the ripped hole in the pants on my knee*
Me: Yea...Its called a hole.
Anthony: Makening it easy to go up?
Me: ...O///O UGH! No! It's just part of the jeans! -.-;
Anthony: See, mines is blocked. :D I can open it anytime I want.
Me: xDDDD Ew.
Karina: Whaat? (She has a Jamaican accent)
Me: You didn't get that?
Anthony: I don't think Mini me did
Karina: Whaat? O.o
Me: xDD He said he has a HOLE, too. And he and open and close it ANYTIME he wants!
Karina: ...Ooh. *5 seconds pass* O_O OOOOH!! Eww! >.>
Me and Anthony: *Laughing* Nice, Karina. Nice.
_________________
Believe...It is wisdom to believe the heart.

Spoiler:
	R.I.P...Akamii-chan...I love you.

**D-Dei** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:15

wait, i dont get it?
_________________
믿어요;

100000111000001
000000010000000
000000000000000
100000000000001
111000000000111
111110000011111
111111101111111

Spoiler:

S.T.A.N.D
-
~The WotN Yummy Association Monsters~
-
아키 was here

**Kiami** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:18

**Little_Shiro** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:19

**D-Dei** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:19

Is that a compliment or an insult? o_O
_________________
믿어요;

100000111000001
000000010000000
000000000000000
100000000000001
111000000000111
111110000011111
111111101111111

Spoiler:

S.T.A.N.D
-
~The WotN Yummy Association Monsters~
-
아키 was here

**Kiami** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:21

**Little_Shiro** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 14 2008, 23:22

**KarateKeyaQ** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 04:31

Carter: We need to get her to relax.
Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
Carter: Lee!
Lee: Only $9.95

------
Dojo Master: May I Help You?
Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
Dojo Master: Yu.
Carter: No not me you!
Dojo Master: Yes I'm Yu!
Carter: Are you deaf?
Dojo Master: No Yu is blind!
Carter: I'm not blind, you blind
Dojo Master: That is what I just said.
Carter: You just said what?
Dojo Master: I did not say what, I said Yu.
Carter: That's what I'm asking you!
Dojo Master: And Yu is answering.
Carter: Shutup! *turns* You!
Dojo Master: Yes?
Carter: Not You, Him! What's Your name?
Dojo Student: Mi.
Carter: Yes You!
Dojo Student: I'm Mi.
Dojo Master: He's Mi and I'm Yu.
Cartr:: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!

----

**Sasori Kung fu masta** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 11:27

From Role Models. :3

Danny: My kid is such a nerd, I bet if I asked him to play a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.

Kid: Aren't you worried about STDs? Herpes? Gonorrhea? Crabs!?
Wheeler: I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?
Ronnie: That you have crabs.
_________________

^{Lacey x Nate}

**D-Dei** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 12:18

**Sasori Kung fu masta** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 12:26

Me: Wait I don't even now who you are.
Nick: I'm Nick.
Me: O_O Dick!?
Nick: No! Nick!! xD
Me: Oh xD
*hour or so later*
Tom: Crap, I have to tell Nick.
Katie: Who?
Me: Nick.
Katie: Who the fuck is Dick?
Me: No! Nick. xD
_________________

^{Lacey x Nate}

**KarateKeyaQ** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 18:51

**D-Dei** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 18:57

**Always-Abby** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 19:47

**KarateKeyaQ** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 20:15

xDDDDD He was like "You! Me! Him!" I love that movie too :3

**Always-Abby** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 15 2008, 20:31

xD

My bus stop is some guy's driveway, and sometimes the cars have to get out so we have to move over onto the lawn, which is usually wet because it always rains xP

Jess: -standing in lawn as I reach bus stop- That guy hasn't moved for five minutes! When is he gonna leave? (the truck was on, but it wasn't moving)
-A few minutes later, the garage opens and a guy walks out of it and to the truck-
Jess:...Are you kidding me?! He hasn't been in the truck this whole time?!
Tom: Nice, Jess xD
Jess: You've got to be kidding me!
Tom: Maybe you could have looked in the window to see if he was even there.
Jess: But that would have been weird! I'm not just going to go up to the window and see if the guy was even in there! He'd look at me weird and probably wouldn't let us stand here!
Tom:...He wasn't in the truck, though.
_________________

---

QxAbby

Spoiler:
	I love you. ♥

**Sasori Kung fu masta** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 01:01

J: *Hugs meh from behind* BUTTRAPE!
-

Me: *Points at magazine* Look.
J: Kink?
Me: Add a y.
J: *Loudly* Kinky?
Me: Shhhh! My mom's in the other room.
Julian: *Loudly* Whats so bad about kinky?
Me: >_> It's when you have sex in weird places!
J: xD KINKY!!!!!
Me: D: SHHHH!

and he kept saying it through-out the night randomly. :3
_________________

^{Lacey x Nate}

**knssquad** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 02:27

Me: D: I wish I had a skateboard
Bff: You don't even have concrete
Me: Me neither!
Bff: Wait, what? o.O
_________________

Too much effort for a witty one-liner. So I will post a random adorable picture!

**Hell*H*Opens** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 12:51

**Hell*H*Opens** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 13:14

-Watching spongebob-

Spongebob: I don't know Patrick
Patrick: Come on Spongebob, have I ever been wrong before?
-Flashbacks-
-Spongebob and him on a rocket- -Him putting a pumpkin (I think) though a funnel into spongebob's mouth- -Them in speedos-
Me: -Spits water out while laughing-
My mom: Not on the...-Watching spongebob & patrick in a speedo- What on earth are you watching!?
Me: A show about two gay friends that do stupid stuff.
My mom: Oh, alright hunny. But don't spit on my couch.
Me: O.o Okay.
_________________
JanjanXMelody: DONUT PARTNERS! xD

NBF + Rikku: The-two-girls-who-would-date-eachother-if-we-were-guys!!!
(Not gay guys, girl-guy :D)

**Always-Abby** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 13:20

**Hell*H*Opens** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 13:24

**Shugo** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 13:27

Shugo
its ok things will get better one day lol
Akia
That's the kind of optimism I like to hear!
shugo
yup and if not im running away to be a hooker

jk...or am i
Akia
I'll be your pimp
shugo
i think you would have a fight on your hands, that or i would be alot of peoples hoe,
that are on the site

and some off site too... dam and if so i better start coming up with prices

*pulls out pen and paper*
_________________
I`ve been waiting for so long
What I thought I had for you is gone
But now you`re callin` me
You`ve been checkin` loud but you said nothing
When you knew that I felt something
Shoulda never fell for you

You wanna talk that game
But you ain`t got the nerve
You`re gonna trip on this
When you get what you deserve

*Don`t start now
The feeling`s come and gone
You played me far too long
Now I`m over you
Toodle--oo baby

**Hell*H*Opens** · Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sun Nov 16 2008, 13:31