'Funny Things People Say'

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Wed Nov 19 2008, 22:21

A:
he seems like a:
1. bad father
2. bad husband
3. alcoholic
4. drug addict
5. bank robber
6. uhh a bunch of bad stuf lol
Me:
LMAO @ 5
A:
LMAO
its like gimme ur money or il do a tournado
dammit i always sepll it wrong...
Me:
give me your money or i'll do a tornado?
A:
T.T
ill use ------ as shileds!
Me:
1 2 are true
definitely
and add
A:
yeah :X
Me:
n. bad uncle
A:
well pretty much bad everything
xcept GOOD ROBBER!
Me:
yeah
i can imagine a bad robber
it's like
Bright: Give me your money
Bank Person: I'll need your name and adress
A:
LOL!
Me:
Bright: My name is _______ -insert his last name- (i dont know his first name) and i live at ________ (wherever he lives)
A:
LMAO
it's like idk his name
Me:
Bank Person: I shall be back with the money *goes to back to call the police*
A:
LOLOLOLOL
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Wed Nov 19 2008, 22:31

wow

I was corrupted by friends X3
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Wed Nov 19 2008, 22:38

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Thu Nov 20 2008, 08:07

xDDDDDDDD -Read back some- Oh my goodness~!!!!

xDDDD

Can't. . . Breath. xDDD
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Thu Nov 20 2008, 21:15

Max: [thought voice-over] I wish that for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.

Miranda: [after sex] Ummm, that was incredible. Was it good for you?

Fletcher: I've had better.

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Thu Nov 20 2008, 21:29

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Thu Nov 20 2008, 21:35

xD I love Liar liar.
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 21 2008, 08:11

-This morning-

Me: -Yawning-
Mom: Whoa! That's a big mouth.
Me: You know what they say about big mouths? >]
Mom: O.o Mel. . . -w-
Me: What? D: I was going to say big teeth. xDDD

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-Also this morning-
Me: Moooooom! Can I stay home, please? Puppy Dog Eyes

Mom: No.
Me: Why not? D:
Mom: You need to go to school like I need to go to work.
Me: Why are you making me suffer because your suffering? O:
Mom: It's the way of life, sweetie.
Me: -Mutters- not my way of life.
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: My way of life is to be a lazy butt! Believe it!!
Mom: . . . Get dressed for school.
Me: Non dream believer. -w-
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 21 2008, 11:42

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 21 2008, 14:00

**3.2.1.0.84.NG!**

~This morning; My brothers are surprisingly home~

Me: *walks down stairs*
Danny (oldest bro): *looks at me* O_O Put on a shirt!!!
Me: *shocked* O_O Whoa! Why aren't you at work yet!
David (2nd oldest): *walks out of kitchen* *looks at me* O_O Put on a shirt. Please. *sigh*
Me(I'm wearing a bra by the way, not naked): *shocked* Deja vu!! Why aren't you at work either?!
Danny: I got the rest of the month off to plan for my business trip on January.
David: I got time off to plan my wedding. Why aren't you at school yet?
Me: . . . . . . Don't turn the tables to me! You should be planning instead of downstairs!! >_>
David: Get dressed for school before I dress you like I used to.
Danny: That was me -_-
Me: . . . . . I want breakfast. *starts eating*
David: You eat so much. How are you a girl?
Me: *looks down* I got boobs.
Danny & David: . . . . . Right *drinks their coffee and goes upstairs*

Fun morning with my brothers xD
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 21 2008, 16:06

lol.
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 21 2008, 18:40

[Physics class is over and most of the people is going downstairs to go to the computer lab]
*still in the classroom*
C: I'm not going to the comp. lab today.
E: *looks at C* Huh? Why not? You're skipping class? *snickers*
C: *looks tiredly at E* I wanna sleep... I only slept two hours last night.
E: O_O Why?! What were you doing?! *shocked and curious*
C: ¬¬; ...I was doing the physics homework...
E: >.>;;; Ooh... *had dirty thoughts just a minute ago*
Everyone else laughing: What were you thinking E? xD
C: *rolls eyes and leaves*
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Fri Nov 21 2008, 21:01

I love this movie :3

Marriage Counselor: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?
Jane Smith: 8.
John Smith: Wait. Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest? 10 being perfectly happy and 1 being totally miserable or...
Marriage Counselor: Just respond instinctively.
John Smith: Ok. Ready?
Jane Smith, John Smith: 8.
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Jane Smith: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we *don't* say to each other. What's that called?
Marriage Counselor: Marriage.

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[about the new curtains Jane bought]
Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
John Smith: All right, I don't like them.
Jane Smith: [pause] You'll get used to them.

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Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
Jane Smith:...............I don't understand the question

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 08:45

A moment where meh boyfriend confuses meh with his spanish speaking abitities. D:

Julian: *Grabs meh waist* Sit dooowwn.
Me: I no wanna sit D:
Julian: *Tries to pull me next to him*
Me: Theres no room!
Julian: *Shoves Selina over and scoots* Siéntate ahora!
Me: o_o? What the fuck?
Selina: I think he said sit yer ass down!? :D
Stephwe: >_> He said "Sit down now."
Me: Or he said something about Whores. :D
Julian: xD Yeah sit down you stupid whore-a.
Me: DDDD: Call me a whore now!? I see how it is.
Julian: DD: NUUUH I WAS KIDDDING.
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 10:14

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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 10:19

Aww LOL!
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:29

He said "Sit down now".
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:30

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:33

^_^;;; I actually find Japanese easier then spanish. I may be half puerto Rican, but hell, iI cant speak it. Only understand.
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:34

I'd say Japanese is easier than Spanish, cause I haven't tried learning Spanish before

But I find learning languages really difficult D:
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:35

Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:36

Nice Clair.

English is definitely much easier....For us.

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Remember when you told me how you feel?
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Subject: Re: 'Funny Things People Say' Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:37