'Funny Things People Say'

**PeinQAkatsuki**

Hannah: OMG there is this hot guy on MyYearbook who keeps flirting with me -squee!!!!-
Me: Ouch... -thinking: That hurt my ears, what's she so worked up about?-
Aspen: You should watch it, you never know about those old guys. They get cha every time -drug eyes-
Me: Scary... -referring to Aspen's eyes-
Hannah: ... WAH!!!! T.T
~*~
Jack and Aspen: -push me off bench-
Me: OUCH! YOU TWO JUST MADE ME BRUISE MY ASS!
~*~
-During a test in Health-
Everyone: -writing-
Mr W: -looking to see if anyone is cheating- -stops at Christian who sits next to me -__--
Mr W: Sorry for the interuption, but I have something to say.
Everyone: -looks up-
Mr W: I just assume you not cheat, but if you do, try not to make it as obvious as Christian.
Christian: Huh?
Me: -laughing coz he has his head on his book and it's open to the right page-
Mr W: Try not to have your book out in plain sight. You need to get better at cheating.
Everyone: -laughs their asses off-
Christian: OH! I wasn't cheating though!

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Time doesn't wait, wait for no man... so get on with it.
Gimme a sign by Kevin Rudolf

Life is way too short to listen to bad music <3

Wowmazintastic Buddies: Darnás and Pein!

*TUNE IN NEXT THURSDAY FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "DAYS OF OUR STORMIE LIVES WHILE CRUSADING"*
Ouchie is now a measurement!

**Dancing Mist**

tori: tab *points to seth*
Me: what *looks* oh my secret admirer.
Jenna kayla and tori: haha.
Me: okays he'll be secret admirer, will leave has #5, so what can we call #4
Jenna: *shurgs*
Me: xD I got dream boy
Jenna kayla and tori; haha

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no ones

**3.2.1.0.84.NG!** · **3.2.1.0.84.NG!**

~when my whole advisory visited a Junior High class today.~

Teacher: I'm sure most people have heard of the strategy, "Somebody Wanted But So" am i right?
Students: Yea!
Teacher: So, who wants to give me an example of each?
Student 1: I want to do the "somebody."
Student 2: I want to do the "wanted"
Student 3: oh! oh! I want to do the "but!"
Students: *snickering*
Me and my friends: *laughing*

their teacher was laughin too. and my advisor was cracking up!

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GL

in spanish class

ingalena (teacher): jessica, say a sentence with "i like" in spanish.
me: me gusta toca la guitarra. :D
ingalena: muy bien! rebecca, say a sentence with "i would like" in spanish.
bex (rebecca): me ganas de boobies de biggos.
class: rofl
ingalena: uhm, muy bien?

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I can't be happier, I'm so glad my prayers came true for you. You are and you will always be my dearest friend. I will always love you in some sort of way, always.
ღ

**tenji hyuga**

in english

mrs. northrup: - reads a riddle something about being as cold as death and breathing in water- so anyone know what it is...
class: - confused-
Mrs.northrup:..-facepalm- okay, well the answer is a fish
Aaron- wait.. fish?
mrs.northrup- yes its a fish
Aaron- how is a fish cold like death O_o
Mrs.northrup:.. fish are always cold..
Aaron: pfft no they arent i had fish and they were warm
class: O_O.... xD
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in english again

mrs.northrup: okay so 30 white horses stand on a red hill. they stamp and clamp and then they stand still.... what is it?
steve: WHITE BLOOD CELLS
class: xD wow
mrs. northrup: ....

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Laura and I are pint sized J-rockers!!! :D

Let us make 1000 mistakes, cuz we will never learn...

**Sasori Kung fu masta**

Shane: *Stepping on my heals*
Me: >_>
Shane: *Keeps doing it*
Me: .. wanna stop?
Shane: what?
Me: Stepping on my heels.
Shane: .. Get out of my house.
Me: *Elbows him in the chest*
Shane: HEY. *Keeps stepping*
Mrs. Lincoln: SHANE, leave her alone.
Me: HAHA :D
Shane: D: LACEY! you.. got me introuble!
Me: Good.
Shane: Pfft. you're gunna die!
Me: Good.
Shane: .. You're gunna go to hell.
Me: As long as i'm away from you.
Shane: >_>

Not only was he stepping my my heels he was friggin breathing down my neck. =__=

-
Tyler: *Standing infront of trashcan*
Me: *Stares at him* Excuse me.
Tyler: *Takes a step back*
Me: *takes step forward* ... Excuse me.
Tyler: *Takes another step back*
Me: *Steps forward* -__-;; EXCUSE ME.
Tyler: *takes a step back to the right*
Me: *throws paper towel away*
tyler: xDDD SHEEESH. I was just standing there thinking, "What is she going to do to me O__O"
Me: xDD

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^{Oh baby
I need you.
For the rest of my life
I need you.
To make everything right,
I love you.
And I'll never deny that
I need you.

Te Amo. (:}

**PeinQAkatsuki**

Me: -laying on bench table thing looking like I'm dead-
Hannah: IT'S DEAD FINALLY!!!
Me: Yeah I turned cold and blue and lifeless. Thank you for your support.
Hannah: IT'S A ZOMBIE RUN AWAY!!!!

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Time doesn't wait, wait for no man... so get on with it.
Gimme a sign by Kevin Rudolf

Life is way too short to listen to bad music <3

Wowmazintastic Buddies: Darnás and Pein!

*TUNE IN NEXT THURSDAY FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "DAYS OF OUR STORMIE LIVES WHILE CRUSADING"*
Ouchie is now a measurement!

**knssquad**

-drawing anime girl-

Me: Hey Gage, what clothes should I give her? :3
Gage: None :D
Me: >.> -cough-
Gage: :3
Me: Hey Robbie, what clothes should I give her? :3
Gage: I say none
Me: I wasn't talking to you, perv >.>
Robbie: I'll have to go with Gage on this one Cowboy

Me: D:
-Christina walks up-
Me: Finally! A girl's opinion! What clothes should I give her?
Christina: How about none? ;3
Me: GAHHH!!!!
Gage: Christina, you're my new friend Cowboy

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to
change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Panda Bear 101.

**KarateKeyaQ**

[Class is watching a movie about microscopic lifeforms.]
Austyn: EW! *looks at arm* How come you can't see them!?
Frankie: Hey *pokes me* Guess what?
Me: What?
Frankie: I'm getting head from a microscopic beetle.
Me: O______o

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[Movie shows snail fever in the body.]
Class: UGH!!!!
Ishmeal: Omygod, can we stop watching this?
Frankie: I don't want no worms in my body bruh.
Justin: Dude, that's just sick.
Ishmeal: Man, I was okay this ENTIRE day until I came in this class. Last freaking HOUR! Now I'm itching like crazy.

**3.2.1.0.84.NG!** · **3.2.1.0.84.NG!**

~Study Hall~

Kyra: I'm bored
Heith: Let's do it.
Kyra: Gross.
Heith aw, come on, why not?
Kyra: 1. there are mice here. 2. i don't like you. and 3. i don't want to, especially not with you
Heith: Don't worry about the mice, they're afraid of snakes :D *looks down at his you-know-what*
Kyra: I dont think they'll be afraid of a three inch snake though.
Nick and Dak: OOOHH!! BURN!!

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**AtaruSabrMaster**

lmfao

**KarateKeyaQ**

3.2.1.0.84.NG! wrote:

~Study Hall~

Kyra: I'm bored
Heith: Let's do it.
Kyra: Gross.
Heith aw, come on, why not?
Kyra: 1. there are mice here. 2. i don't like you. and 3. i don't want to, especially not with you
Heith: Don't worry about the mice, they're afraid of snakes :D *looks down at his you-know-what*
Kyra: I dont think they'll be afraid of a three inch snake though.
Nick and Dak: OOOHH!! BURN!!

**D-Dei**

:O

BURN!!

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슬픈 사랑의 왈츠;;

Spoiler:

.♠.♣.♥.♦.

Spoiler:
	Go buy one from Saiya~

**quater**

George Lopez: Max is a good boy he will be our only child

Max *Walks by going to school*: Well I am off to fail the 5th grade!

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Spoiler:

Spoiler:

^ Shinigami greatness here.

[You’re the love of my life. Really, I love you so much. And best of all! You’re mine :3 ♥ -Abby]

Spoiler:

Click and be rewarded ^

**PeinQAkatsuki**

Me: I think your camera just killed me.
Hannah: Or you just killed the camera.

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Time doesn't wait, wait for no man... so get on with it.
Gimme a sign by Kevin Rudolf

Life is way too short to listen to bad music <3

Wowmazintastic Buddies: Darnás and Pein!

*TUNE IN NEXT THURSDAY FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "DAYS OF OUR STORMIE LIVES WHILE CRUSADING"*
Ouchie is now a measurement!

**KarateKeyaQ**

Mari: -starts sings my home by TFK-
Me: *Trance*
Mari: *pokes*
Ama: I crushed a mosquito on my screen and it is still there.

xDD He's so random..

**amaterasu**

announcement today at school
Stephan: So Sam what are you doing tomorrow during 5th period and after school?
Sam: Oh, i'll probably be working all fifth period than go home and cry for hours un end.
Stephan: Well if your a grade why not bring 3 dollars and get out of 5th period tomorrow and also go to the dance tomorrow night
Sam: That sounds like the Bee's knees! Hopefully I remember to bring my 3 dollars

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~Add me as a friend in your profile~

Spoiler:

**amaterasu**

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

Mari: -starts sings my home by TFK-
Me: *Trance*
Mari: *pokes*
Ama: I crushed a mosquito on my screen and it is still there.

xDD He's so random..

Well it is still there, going for 24 hours

also who is random?

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There's Joy in the house of the Lord today
~Add me as a friend in your profile~

Spoiler:

**KarateKeyaQ**

amaterasu wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

Mari: -starts sings my home by TFK-
Me: *Trance*
Mari: *pokes*
Ama: I crushed a mosquito on my screen and it is still there.

xDD He's so random..

Well it is still there, going for 24 hours

also who is random?

YOU are random

**Sasori Kung fu masta**

Tyler: Oh great. -_-
Liza: You did it wrong.
Tyler: FUCK OFF.
Olivia: .. You did it wrong.
Tyler: FUCK OFF.
Me: ... You did it wrong!
Tyler: .. Shut your face! NO JUST KIDDING I didn't mean that I'm sorry lacey.
Me: I would love to know how to shut my face. Please explain. :3
Tyler: Well you saw tropic thunder right?
Me: Yesh.
Tyler: It's like the part where Tom Cruise was like, "WHOAH, just take one big fucking stepback.. AND FUCK YOURSELF IN THE FACE!"
Me: xD I remember that!

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^{Oh baby
I need you.
For the rest of my life
I need you.
To make everything right,
I love you.
And I'll never deny that
I need you.

Te Amo. (:}

**amaterasu**

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

Mari: -starts sings my home by TFK-
Me: *Trance*
Mari: *pokes*
Ama: I crushed a mosquito on my screen and it is still there.

xDD He's so random..

Well it is still there, going for 24 hours

also who is random?

YOU are random

i'm sorry to hear that
Sorry

i'll try to be next time :2thumbs:

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There's Joy in the house of the Lord today
~Add me as a friend in your profile~

Spoiler:

**Sasori Kung fu masta**

Turk: dont make a big to-do I was only testing you.
Carla: Then why'd you tell JD our baby's Blaxican?

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^{Oh baby
I need you.
For the rest of my life
I need you.
To make everything right,
I love you.
And I'll never deny that
I need you.

Te Amo. (:}

**Banouin**

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Spoiler:

Spoiler:

BanoxAir. Forever ♥

Bano's sig? No wayyy! I love you! :3 - Air.

Spoiler:

- Thanks Yoyo~

**KarateKeyaQ**

amaterasu wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

amaterasu wrote:

KarateKeyaQ wrote:

Mari: -starts sings my home by TFK-
Me: *Trance*
Mari: *pokes*
Ama: I crushed a mosquito on my screen and it is still there.

xDD He's so random..

Well it is still there, going for 24 hours

also who is random?

YOU are random

i'm sorry to hear that
Sorry

i'll try to be next time :2thumbs:

Sorry to hear what? Stay random! xDD

**Sasori Kung fu masta**

Dr. Cox: They dont believe anything you put in that thing anyways..
Janitor: Are you kidding me? they beleive everything. See, watch. *Types* Apples.. cause.. hair loss.
Tedd: O__O *Spits out apple*
Janitor: I was just kidding Tedd.
Tedd: .. But I don't want to eat it again..
Janitor: Tedd..
Tedd: *Puts apple back in mouth*

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^{Oh baby
I need you.
For the rest of my life
I need you.
To make everything right,
I love you.
And I'll never deny that
I need you.

Te Amo. (:}